God, it’s so pretentious to hear her talk. I’m so tired. “I think they’re disgusting.” Like just say you don’t like it. That’s all. Seeing as you dislike almost every type of fruit available, it’s absurd that you expect anyone to agree with you.

Pass the happy along! When you see this reply with 5 things that make you happy , and then send this to the last 10 people in your activity!!!

I like this idea, so here’s my five:

1) Knitting/Crocheting. I enjoy seeing something come together.

2) The fact that my class is almost over. One more course and then I’m done for the summer.

3) Coffee. God knows Starbucks has saved my arse this term.

4) On the topic of consumables: Wawa pretzels. Recently was introduced to them and I keep getting more. It’s a problem, but they’re so good. 

5) Sleep. I miss sleep. I get a five-day weekend and sleep is going to be such a wonderful thing. 

Problem: a can of peaches is a dollar and a few cents but I want six cans. A bag of crisps is a dollar and a few cents and I want none because ugh, crisps.

Peaches are healthier but expensive.

Could go out and make dip for the crisps but that requires A) energy and B) going into the common room twice in a day with no bra on which might kill me.

My life is an irredeemable travesty of stomach-based suffering and I have paired myself to a black hole which sucks up food indiscriminately and thus shall not understand my pain.