God, it’s so pretentious to hear her talk. I’m so tired. “I think they’re disgusting.” Like just say you don’t like it. That’s all. Seeing as you dislike almost every type of fruit available, it’s absurd that you expect anyone to agree with you.

It’s really fun living in America, where I’m so worried about money that I’m considering donating plasma. Y’know, just sell part of my body to the medical industry because education is so expensive.