Tag: personal

Every Holmes adaptation I watch just gets gayer. “But Watson, please don’t disguise yourself as Padre; the soutaine does not become you.” Like Watson. Stop blushing and fiddling with your jacket like a teen boy with a crush. 

Sometimes I see a username like fistingtornado and think to myself, “That’s both hilarious and a fuck the system sort of name, but also a little challenging because are you really that into fisting?” and then I think “I wish I had a cool, funny, fuck the system sort of username”

But then I imagine being a grown adult in a fancy job and having some underemployee come up to me like “Would you please explain why you chose this username when you were in your twenties” and I just

I’m not that brave, guys