Today in ‘weird things that have totally happened’ – Mayor of Hell declares heterosexuality illegal, gets impeached.
A mayor declared heterosexuality illegal – and was immediately impeached
Today in ‘weird things that have totally happened’ – Mayor of Hell declares heterosexuality illegal, gets impeached.
A mayor declared heterosexuality illegal – and was immediately impeached

when you have less arse than a potato

Played around with google docs demo a while ago. This is my favourite.